November 10th, 2005

monk

мысль..

почему-то крылатая фраза "Увидеть Париж - и умереть" больше не кажется красивой..

  • Current Mood
    глобольно озабоченное
fun

Старая шутка на новый корпоративный лад (english)

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

"Well...

  • Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
  • Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
  • Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
  • Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, He didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
  • Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
  • Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
  • Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
  • Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
  • Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
  • Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're a SAP consultant. This time I KNOW I'm going to get fucked!"